In Reverie of George Carlin Comic Genius…

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HENRY 8

Wake up
F*ck the queen
Take a S*it
Kill the queen
Eat six chickens
Get married
Kill the new queen
Eat a cow
Take a s*it
Start Dating
Belch for an hour
Eat a sheep
Kill my date
Defy the pope
Eat a goat
Take a S*it
F*ck a bishop
Get engaged
Kill my fiancee
Eat a pig
Marry a pig
Kill the pig
Eat the pope
Vomit
Go to sleep

George Carlin

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