InnovativeToilet design for men only

A place (restaurant in Holland),where the toilet seat is always up.By design.By a red electricity wire,wrapped around it.A toilet heaven for the rebellious gentleman,tired of hearing
”Don’t forget to put the toilet seat down, honey”.

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Toilet seat hold by wire

There is a minor flow in that design,though.What if the gentleman must do the # 2?
Oh, wait , that’s part of the genius of it all-there is not #2 allowed.I stand corrected.
Found during recent visit to a food place in Holland.

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Street art imitates street style or Neon outfit matches the city brights

Normally, when you wear neon and brights, you don’t exactly blend in..But sometimes,  magic  happens and you just wonder:
Is life imitating art, or art imitating life?…
Here is some street brights to match my neon outfit….I dare saying that I did my neon creation first,thankyouverymuch.

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Neon outfit matches graffiti

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Neon outfit matches street art

My favorite neon self made coat and matching bag.

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Neon outfit matches street art

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Neon outfit matches street art

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The neon  girl and orange machine

Piece express and neon outfit

The peace express and neon outfit

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Street fountains with rainbow halo and the neon girl

I never thought I’d say that but
Sometimes blending in is a good thing…

Talking garbage bin art

Here a message from the local garbage bin.
It says ”Dusty and beaten up?-I like it all”

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Colorful garbage bin

Hmmm…Sound like competition to  me with my vintage obsession.The more dusty and old,the better chance  there is I will buy it…
Excuse me very much, but that is my motto!
Copyright infringement!!!!

The daily ”Chew on this”-say no to non- bio-degradable food

My rule is ”If you wanna live long,don’t eat food which takes long to decompose…”
Well, funny enough, dead food takes reaaaly long to decompose.Here is ”food” for thought.Via Daily mail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2313276/McDonalds-burger-bought-Utah-1999-looks-exactly-the-day-flipped.html?ICO=most_read_module
If your  grandma doesn’t recognize something as  a food ,it probably isn’t.
Say yes to real food.And you don’t have to be vegan, or vegetarian.
Just choose real food.Fresh food.Simple food.

Shi,shi,shi,Ha-loHalogram outfit and me part 3

Hello with my HaloHalogramm-bling creation.Made with green-yellowish hologramm patent leather-ish material,with fuscia stones.

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Halo outfit

Leather apron made from recycled leather jacket.Neon suspenders with fuschia stone and little mirrors.

Beam me up

Beam me up,Scotty

The metallic-superman-Star Trek- variation of the Halo Outfit.

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Metallic shoes,bag,watch and leather apron with hologramm

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Hologramm leather outfit

The walking in the city variation,completed with super comfortable black pony hair shoes.Giddy-up.For cultural exploration of the city.

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Hologramm leather apron

I also created a matching handbag for the ”giddy-up,let’s explore the city ”variation.But of course.

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Black leather apron with hologramm

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Leather apron hologramm

Matching hat with metal decoration.

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Leather and hologramm outfit

Saying goodbye to the Doormen.Metal with metal.One more rusted than the other.(Or is it?)Also hoof to hoof.Are our feet resembling or what?

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Self made handbag showcased on street art

Hitting the streets.Showcasing my Halo bag.On a street creation if front of museum.

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Leather and hologram outfit

Halo from Da Ark.Trying to increase the height of that 16 th century ceiling.Nope,those medieval  Dutch built  for the future,and then some…

Shi,shi,shi,that was all from me…

Shi shi shi,shoes,shoes,shoes,Part 2

Shi,shi,shi.Shoes,shoes,shoes.Bling,blinbg,bling da-h-ling…

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Metallic Hologram wedges with mirrors,stones and metal bows

I bought 2 pairs of these shoes, just so I can have the original(see inlay),in it’s shiny metallic state, and the second pair, so I can mirrorize and blingisize it.Also added in front matching metal bows.

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Mirrored heels with matching self-made bag

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Metallic set of watch,bag and bling bling shoes

Accessoires part of my outfit completed.

Tommorow the whole  shi,shi.shi,shebang- the finished look.

Shi shi shi shi,Beverly Hills Darling,bling bling bling

That’s pretty much sums up my latest look ,inspired by the ”faboloos”Kevin Lee wedding planner from ”The real housewives of Beverly Hills”.

As per usial,I created the whole look starting with the accesories first.Bling,bling,da-h-ling,shi,shi,shi.

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My bling bling faceless watch

My bling-bling watch with no face for more p’zaaz.You can make your own, by removing the face of any good sized watch.I dare you,especially if you own real Rolex,THE PIAGET EMPERADOR TEMPLE.Ha,ha.Shi-shi-shi.Sorry,I just can’t stop saying that…

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Patent leather triangle metallic bag

My black patent leather (Superman logo lookalike)bag,with silver-hologramic-mirror triangle on top.Bling.bling.blings like crazy on the sunlight.Made with a simple 1 euro silver metallic  sheet from a craft store,superglued in front.
Stay tuned for the rest of the outfit…
Shi,shi,shi till tomorrow…
Stay ”faboloos”.

Street fashion hero of the day dressed in orange suit

Pay attention Ladies and Gentleman.This is how you dress to casually shop on a thursday.

Street fashion colorful suit

Street fashion colorful suit

No special occasion needed to wear your most colorful,funky suit.
Just live your life and wear your best clothes.Every day.
Bravo to this man for bringing cheer and color to a bland,windy day in Holland.
Orange Horray!

Street fashion Holland

Street fashion Holland

Customer Service at it’s Finest (and finiest)

For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an challenging customer, this one is for you.An oldie, but a goodie.
It happened 4 years ago at a New York Airport
A busy United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Out of the blue, an angry passenger pushed and shoved his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”
The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try
to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m
sure we’ll be able to work something out.”
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”
Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir,
you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to
dance in the rain…